10 Things Everyone Thinks While Running Up a Hill

You’ve been running for a while

And not to brag or anything, but you’re doing awesome

You set out to conquer a hill

Seeing it in the distance

Oh I’ve got this

Getting a liiittle closer

I’ve totally got this. #bitchplease

Just starting the hill

Umm, maybe it’s a bit bigger than I thought

A quarter of the way up

I’m gonna die, make it stop

Halfway up

Why did I decide to do this? I hate running. NEVER AGAIN.

Three quarters of the way…

Am I walking? Huh, didn’t notice.

At the top

How the eff am I going to get down?