You’ve been running for a while
And not to brag or anything, but you’re doing awesome
You set out to conquer a hill
Seeing it in the distance
Oh I’ve got this
Getting a liiittle closer
I’ve totally got this. #bitchplease
Just starting the hill
Umm, maybe it’s a bit bigger than I thought
A quarter of the way up
I’m gonna die, make it stop
Halfway up
Why did I decide to do this? I hate running. NEVER AGAIN.
Three quarters of the way…
Am I walking? Huh, didn’t notice.
At the top
How the eff am I going to get down?